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Post by islesgm on Sept 10, 2009 5:20:31 GMT -5
( We enter the Press room in the Nassau Coliseum, and we zoom up the camera and theres Charles Wang at podium)
Crowd : BOOOO! You cheap ****
CW: We... hire... Dan Ramage... He... make... money... for... me!
Crowd : Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a real gm!
( Dan walks out in a suit and tie and a backwards Islanders hat, and tosses up the NWO Wolfpac sign)
( Crowd goes Nuts, Chants of Dan for Mayor fill the room)
MC: This press conference was called to announce the hiring of GM Dan Ramage to the Long Island organziation, we will now let him talk
( Dan walks up to podium)
Dan: Thanks for the kind reception, its my honor to take over the Islanders, on our path back to success. It will be a great challenge and I cant wait to bring a cup to Long Island,
( Crowd Cheers)
MC: We will now take questions
Eklund: Any minute rumours you have that I can post as e5s?
Dan : Not yet, sorry buddy
AP: Dan, any ideas of what your going to be doing with the Islanders?
Dan : Yep i have a basic idea, I am gonna do a minor retool and try to get younger and stay competitive.
TSN: Any players that are untouchable at this point?
Dan : Yea, I plan on keeping Boyes, Kronwall, Okposo, Backstrom and all my young talent
TSN: Does that mean Chara could be on his way out?
Dan: Yep, there you go Eklund theres a rumour you can grasp your dirty little mitts on you ****
MC: Any other comments Dan?
Dan : Yep, if your not down with the Islanders than I have just two words for ya!
( CROWD chants SUCK it, Dan does the DX crotch chop, and the lighting fades)
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Post by KingsGM_Anthony on Sept 10, 2009 11:47:17 GMT -5
I'm sting! nice write up!
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Post by ivansenatorsgm on Sept 10, 2009 17:04:28 GMT -5
I lol'd.
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