Post by montrealcanadiens on Oct 2, 2009 16:13:38 GMT -5
Breaking News: Columbus GM Shane McDonald, once considered a decent hockey mind and an honorable man by fellow GMs, seems to be giving into the ways of the weasel. Earlier today, GM McDonald performed an act that is certainly frowned upon by the Canadiens' General Manager Simon Pittarelli, as well as the thousands of fans gathered on Crescent street tonight to riot.
Cop cars are on fire, major looting is going on (Marcus Vick was spotted witha 42 inch sharp Aquos), and it seems chaos is reigning everywhere downtown, particularly around the bell center.
GM Pittarelli issued a statement explaining that a deal was shaping for that would have landed forward Bryan Little as part of the package, and using his weasel techniques, Shane "Skinny" MacDonald found out this information and backstabbed his "friend", the Montreal GM, whom he had told "there is no way I would go after guys that you may have involved in a current trade".
The page will soon be turned on this saga, but don't think that for one second that the fans on this great city and GM Pittarelli will forget such a conspiracy. Also in his statement released today, Pittarelli was quoted as saying "that motherfucked is gona pay, I will haunt his SINHL experience"...."if anyone ever has a deal lined up with the Blue Jackets, I hope they come see me so I could offer them something better, at least I'm not a weasel giving Adrian Aucoin and Chris Mason for Bryan fucking Little and Kari Lethonen"
In the minutes following this saga, Columbus GM was overheard saying: "I didnt actively pursue the players Montreal was targeting, I was asked what I would want for certain players, and I gave a list of players that I would like from the Chicago Blackhawks".
But, the promise made to a fellow GM (in person, might I add) was shattered the instant those names were put on the table, and subsequently, the violent rage of the Montreal GM was awakened.
"My rage has been hibernating for a long time now, but now thats its awake, there's no controlling it" - GM Pittarelli
Cop cars are on fire, major looting is going on (Marcus Vick was spotted witha 42 inch sharp Aquos), and it seems chaos is reigning everywhere downtown, particularly around the bell center.
GM Pittarelli issued a statement explaining that a deal was shaping for that would have landed forward Bryan Little as part of the package, and using his weasel techniques, Shane "Skinny" MacDonald found out this information and backstabbed his "friend", the Montreal GM, whom he had told "there is no way I would go after guys that you may have involved in a current trade".
The page will soon be turned on this saga, but don't think that for one second that the fans on this great city and GM Pittarelli will forget such a conspiracy. Also in his statement released today, Pittarelli was quoted as saying "that motherfucked is gona pay, I will haunt his SINHL experience"...."if anyone ever has a deal lined up with the Blue Jackets, I hope they come see me so I could offer them something better, at least I'm not a weasel giving Adrian Aucoin and Chris Mason for Bryan fucking Little and Kari Lethonen"
In the minutes following this saga, Columbus GM was overheard saying: "I didnt actively pursue the players Montreal was targeting, I was asked what I would want for certain players, and I gave a list of players that I would like from the Chicago Blackhawks".
But, the promise made to a fellow GM (in person, might I add) was shattered the instant those names were put on the table, and subsequently, the violent rage of the Montreal GM was awakened.
"My rage has been hibernating for a long time now, but now thats its awake, there's no controlling it" - GM Pittarelli